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News flash: We live in a floodplain.

January 28, 2008 · 1 Comment

So, last week FEMA made the very unexpected, startling, and downright stunning (ahem) announcement that the Natomas area was not safe from flooding. The federal agency is calling the area a “flood hazard zone,” which could end up halting the somewhat-mindboggling pace of construction there.

This news did not seem all that surprising to me (and a lot of other people), but apparently it did come as a shock to some Sacramento leaders. On January 16, 2008, the Sacramento Bee noted that “The designation was greeted with anger and shock by Sacramento city officials who have supported bold levee repair plans but oppose restrictions on building.” The Bee quoted City Manager Ray Kerridge as saying, ”I’m totally outraged…I don’t know how the federal government can do this to this city.” Similarly, the Bee quoted Mayor Heather Fargo as follows: ”I am very frustrated and very angry with the Army Corps of Engineers and FEMA because Sacramento has really become the poster child of what to do right in flood protection.”

When I first moved to Sacramento, there was little development between downtown Sacramento and the airport. Arco Arena stood by itself, a large, bland building plunked awkwardly in a field.  North Natomas was merely a twinkle in some developers’ eyes at the time, although its predecessor, Natomas, was already there. It doesn’t take long, once here, to learn about the floods that have historically affected Sacramento and its growth. We’re surrounded by rivers–part of what made this area appealing to Sutter, who got here around 1840, and other early settlers.

As rivers tend to do, Sacramento’s rivers have repeatedly overrun their banks into the surrounding area, which has been a somewhat pesky issue for our fair citizenry over the years…in fact, there’s a handy timeline about flooding and flood issues at: http://www.safca.org/floodRisk/index.html (This is the SAFCA–Sacramento Area Flood Control Agency–website. This will be important in a sec. Bear with me.)

The Bee’s 1/16/08 article summed up the facts nicely, noting that, “Sacramento is considered the urban area most vulnerable to catastrophic flooding in the nation.”

Okay, so given that Sacramento’s flooding has not exactly been a secret for, oh, about 150 years…it seems a bit disingenuous to me that our city leaders are expressing outrage, particularly outrage at the feds for saying, essentially, ”You shouldn’t build here because it’s dangerous and people could die.”

What they’re really pissed about, though, appears to be the revenue the city will lose if construction doesn’t go forward. (Again quoting the 1/16/08 article from the Bee, ”North Natomas today accounts for 47 percent of the development in the city.”) 

Even more appalling is that it’s not like they didn’t see this coming. There’s plenty of evidence and, just as a small example, the Bee reported the following on February 16, 2006 (yes, two years ago): 

“ New engineering studies indicate Natomas may not have the minimal 100-year level of flood protection that marked the safety threshold for opening the area to widespread development less than a decade ago.

“The sobering news, which will be publicly discussed at a meeting this afternoon of the Sacramento Area Flood Control Agency, has been quietly circulating among local politicians and flood control experts.

“ ’It’s a combination of disbelief, dismay, frustration and a little bit of anger,’ said Sacramento Mayor Heather Fargo, who sits on the flood control agency board. ‘We may not have the 100-year level of protection that we had thought, that we had been told.’ ” (emphasis added)

So, just to recap:

1. Sacramento lies in a floodplain and has been dealing with flooding for the entire 150+ years of its existence. (The native Americans–Miwok and Maidu–who were here first were apparently smart enough to note the seasonal flooding of the river and plan their housing accordingly for the several thousand years preceding Sacramento’s founding.)

2. Our mayor sits on the SAFCA board, which was aware of the pending FEMA decision in early 2006 (if not long before).

3. The city repeatedly has made decisions to allow growth and development in an area that is patently not safe for people to live and work. Even when faced with the blatant evidence of what happens when cities build in floodplains (“Hi! My name’s Katrina! What’s yours?”), the city is still pushing to keep the construction going.

4. Not only are we allowing growth in that area, but the immediate health of our city’s economy is in jeopardy if we can’t continue building houses where houses should not be.

Oh. Come. On.

Really, the people who should be (and likely are) outraged are all the people who bought new homes or moved their businesses to the area after being assured time and again that their levees were safe. (Don’t get me started on caveat emptor…)

However, this is not the point of my post, believe it or not. My point is actually related to some other news that recently appeared in the Bee (January 11, 2008): “Fargo said in December the City Council passed two of her long-term goals for Sacramento: a sustainability master plan to reduce the city’s energy use and carbon emissions and a green building program to promote sustainable, private development.”

And this is my actual point: If we are truly trying to become a “sustainable city”–something our mayor reportedly wants to do–then it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever to base our economy on the need for continual growth…and not just growth, but sprawl in an area that really shouldn’t have buildings on it. I mean, if you have to continually grow to keep the economy moving, that by its very definition is unsustainable. Is allowing greed to overcome common sense sustainable? Is building more homes and levees in a floodplain sustainable? Is putting more people in new suburbs away from the city center going to help us reduce carbon emissions? In the words of Mayor Fargo, I too am feeling “combination of disbelief, dismay, frustration and a little bit of anger.”

This is not to say I agree or disagree with the Corps and FEMA’s decision–frankly, I don’t have enough information and I’m not a levee engineer. The point here is, we keep putting people in a place that belongs to the river. The more people we put there, the more we’ll have to spend to protect those people and their property. And the more beholden we’ll be to changing federal safety standards. And I doubt if anyone, except maybe a handful of people who understand these things, knows if those levees will actually protect us in the long run anyway.

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Best Outdoor Dining

January 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Okay, so it’s January and something like minus 20 degrees (okay, I may be exaggerating)…but I’ve been daydreaming of outdoor dining, hanging out with friends wearing nuthin’ but a little cotton sundress and my fave Naots. I figure, with the first day of spring less than 58 days away, it’s time to start thinking about who’s got the best outdoor patios. In recent years, Sac’s had a bit of a surge–can’t imagine why it took so long for the restrauteurs to figure this one out.

While I can’t say there’s a numero uno, some of my favorites over the years are:

 * Aioli’s secret garden patio with groovy mosaic fountain.

* Paragary’s on 28th & P–strictly for cocktails, people.

* 33rd St Bistro–the only drawback is that it fronts on Folsom Blvd., which tends to be a little noisy and fume-y.

* Rio City Cafe — I don’t ever go to this place and actually eat inside, but drinkies and appetizers on the patio? Bliss.

* The Rubicon — So here’s the deal, this place has been here since before “microbrew” was coined. A midtown original, and not a shabby place to hoist a pint on a hot summer eve.

* McKinley Park — My favorite outdoor dining spot in Sac. You just have to BYO.

*  Bernardo on Capitol — Most excellent people-watching fun on a Sunday morning.

* I know I’m going to sound like a shill, but…Mulvaney’s (hey, I liked it when it was New Helvetia’s patio, too).

* For the all-encompassing scene, try Zocalo. The outdoor dining is on the corner of 19th and Capital, possibly the busiest corner in all of midtown. It’s a treat on Second Saturday–if you can find a seat.

* And how could any list be complete without mentioning Tower Cafe’s beautiful patio? A selection of international dishes, excellent beer and wine variety, offered amidst lush landscaping on one of the grooviest corners in town? It doesn’t have the people watching of midtown, but if nothing else you can enjoy the vibe on the patio and the always-eclectic and attentive waitstaff.

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MFR: Most Favored Restaurants

January 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

By no means an exhaustive list, but if you’re looking for some good chow, here’s one chick’s opinion.

Hands down: Mulvaney’s is my favorite restaurant in town. If you happen to be one of my friends, wondering where to take me for my birthday, look no further. This restaurant is everything a midtown restaurant should be. Completey original, excellent food, new menu options all the time, and a friendly character of an owner to boot. I have never had a bad meal or poor service here. Another plus (and trust me, it’s gonna be a theme) there’s no stinkin’ TV in the place. The only time I’ve ever been less than 100% impressed was when one of my dining companions ordered duck pate. She was happy with it, but I had a little trouble watching her eat something that resembled a raw sausage. They don’t seem to have a website, so I am not sure what’s on the menu right now. I can safely say that I recommend everything, to anyone, at any time. (So impartial, yes?) A side note: I’m grateful to Mulvaney’s for a reason almost entirely unrelated to food. It’s housed in the old firehouse that was once New Helvetia coffeehouse for several years. I used to spend way too much time (and ingest way too much caffeine) at NH. Then it became a serious gay-man pickup scene–cute boys everywhere but not a drop to drink, in other words. Apparently, NH lost its lease, which was a crime, but then…but then, dear reader, things got even bleaker. There were threats that a Krispy Kreme (or maybe a Dunkin’) would take over the old firehouse. I don’t think I was the only midtown girl who was alarmed (I mean…for god’s sake, there’s already a Chipotle where GRETA’S used to be! How much more can we take?).  Anyway, Patrick and crew not only brought us some of the bitchenest food around, but he saved a beautiful midtown location from a completely unworthy occupant. Patronize this joint, if only for that good deed. Mulvaney's Building and Loan on Urbanspoon

For less spendy evenings out, one of my standbys is Thai Palace at 33rd & J. Authentic, aromatic, pretty much orgasmic Thai food at great prices. My favorites are the green curry (all the curries are great) and pad see ew noodles. Yum!

Rio City Cafe: American cuisine right on the river. The menu’s fine, the atmosphere is business-y/upscale, but what makes this place worth it is sitting out on the deck over the river (uh, not this time of year) and sipping a cocktail. Website: www.riocitycafe.com

Danielle’s Village Creperie: I’ve been going to this place since it was at Town & Country Village. Several years ago, it moved into nicer digs at Watt and Fair Oaks. Still, I dare you to find a better crepe in town. The Karma crepe (Indian-style chicken curry) rocks my world and is worth the drive.

For those days you just need a big, juicy, gutbomb cheeseburger? I get my fix at Nationwide Freezer Meats. It’s not the only game in town, but it’s authentic, the burgers are huge, and the grease takes days to get out of my pores. (In the interests of full disclosure, I haven’t yet tried the now-famous Squeeze Inn burgers, but since everyone’s freaking out about how good they are, I’m inclined to believe the hype.)

Of course, after a few of those, you’ll need to give the arteries a break. Sunflower Drive-In, a very vegetarian friendly cafe in Fair Oaks, is just the cure. I don’t find myself in Fair Oaks very often, but when I do I plan a stop there for some healthy, and yummy, chow.

For quick, cheap, and healthy: Check out Jack’s (http://jacksurbaneats.com/) at 20th & Capitol and Opa Opa (http://www.yelp.com/biz/opa-opa-sacramento) at 56th and J. Both use the same sort of “cafeteria” style–walk up to the counter and slide your tray down the track…but far hipper than it sounds. Jack’s patio is great for people watching in the summer.

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Coffeehouse update: Old Soul Baking Co.

January 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

When I posted the “best coffeehouses” bit, I confess I hadn’t tried Old Soul. Yeah, well, that’s all changed. Some of the best coffee around, at prices that are actually freaking reasonable. When was the last time you paid $2 for an awesome capp? (Just to date myself, the last time I paid that, it was at the Sac State Student Union–before the remodel–and the coffee sucked.) Check it out. It’s in the alley (yes, the alley) off 17th Street between L and Capitol. 443-7685. www.oldsoulco.com

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Best-of-Craigslist Post about Sacramento

January 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Back in May 2006, I moved back to Sacramento and posted this tongue-in-cheek piece on Craigslist one sunny spring morning. I got plenty of hate mail and several offers of dates. Then, the next thing I knew, it came up on “Best of.” That was kinda fun.

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Hello, Sacramento — Why I Came Back To You 

Yes, I admit, I’ve been unfaithful to you, Sacramento. I’ve left you twice now, but I’m back. And I’m back for good, my love. I hope you can see that our time apart has made me wiser and that I now appreciate you for exactly what you are and what you have to offer.

Sure, the glittering lights, warm beaches, and palm trees of Miami called. But, you know what, Miami is a fickle, corrupt, dirty, violent, pathetic city full of aging Don Johnson wanna-bes and J-Lo-esque fakes. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. I thought about coming back to you then, but I got a job overseas. In a violent, even-dirtier, developing country (albeit still with the palm trees). Okay, I said, I’ll go to DC, where there’s a lot of jobs. And, you know what, I *liked* DC. I made some friends, I liked the humidity. I realized, though, what I liked about DC was that it reminded me of *you*–just bigger and older. I didn’t admit this to my friends or even myself, because I found the whole thing a little embarrassing.

So, I moved to San Francisco. Now there’s a great city. It’s beautiful. It’s got the bay, it’s got great architecture, it’s got style. It’s got mountains and oceans, and interesting politics. Also, it’s bloody expensive, high maintenance, and there’s no goddamn place to park. It’s pretentious, too, probably for a good reason, but still, nobody really likes a snob. Plus, the men. Don’t get me started. But let’s just say that dating sucked there. You can check it out for yourself. If you see a nice looking, articulate, well-groomed man–he’s gay. See that slob over there who hasn’t bathed or shaved in a week, communicating in grunts? Yeah, he’s straight. (Note to SF men: Consider a shower, a haircut, a little deodorant, a shirt that has only been worn once or twice. Take a page from the hot gay men all around you. Thanks.)

I also tried out Santa Cruz–you know, that little buff surfer-vegan town a little south? Yeah, well, first off, I made *two* friends there. Two. In two years. WTF. I know it’s not me…I make friends. Nobody wanted to be my friend there. I felt like I had to *hide* to eat a steak. I had the Teva-fleece thing going. I mean, it’s not like I stuck out like a gun-toting, Bush-supporting, Hummer driver. I can blend. Not in S-Cruz. I couldn’t even take my dog to the freaking off-leash dog park without some nutcase ranting at me about how bad I was for having a dog. When did it become a *political* issue to have a furry mutt at your side? When did the contents of my stomach become *your* business? Did I miss an orientation session or something?

So, Sacramento baby, I’m back. And I love you. I love waking up to your sunny blue skies. I love walking around midtown. I love your bar scene. I love your sexy green parks. You even have a park where I can take my dog, without it being some kind of political statement. I love the Capitol building. I love that Arnie lives in a penthouse and nobody really likes him. I love that I can just be myself here, and nobody is going to lecture me on my Nationwide steakburger as I scarf it down in McKinley Park. I love your trees–really, your best feature. Especially the huge magnolias in midtown. Especially the palm tree in my neighbors’ yard. Especially all the freaking elms and plane trees. I love the downtown alleys with the crazy homeless people and tattoo shops. I love the live music scene. I love your restaurants–where I can actually dine outdoors without wearing six layers of fleece and a hat. I love your summer nights with the sweet Delta breezes. I love that you are sexy and cool, without being showy or pretentious. I love that *nobody* outside Sacramento gets you. Oh, I’ve heard it all–”Cow Town”, “Suckramento”–and I say pshaw! Let ‘em stay away and never discover your true worth. I have. And it’s good to be home.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sac/159042029.html

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Sacramento’s best coffeehouses

January 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Sacramento’s definitely got its fair share of coffee places, but not all are worthy of the label “coffeehouse.” (It’s the vibe of the thing, you know?) Here are some of the best:

 1. Temple (http://www.templecoffee.com/) at 1014 – 10th Street is located in what used to be a great bookstore, Levinson’s. They offer an amazing array of teas and coffees from around the world, in a hip atmosphere that manages to not be pretentious.

2. Naked Lounge at 15th & Q. This was my favorite spot for a long time. Their espresso drinks are pretty much the best in town, and the people watching can’t be beat, if you can find a table, that is.

 3. Tupelo Coffeehouse – Opened by the founders of Naked Lounge, this East Sacramento location is spittin’ distance from Sac State. You’ll find it filled with students when school’s in session. Great coffee, deafening acoustics.

4. True Love Coffeehouse - Upstairs at 23rd & K. Kevin Second’s second coffeehouse of that name in Sacramento, and I have to say I love the new one as much as I loved the old one. Patronized by the tatted and pierced set, it has a vibe that no other coffeehouse in Sac can duplicate. Excellent coffee, famous pancakes and a creative menu that includes drinks like the “jostled gandhi.”

5. The Weatherstone – The granddaddy of Sacramento cafe culture, the Weatherstone has the perfect coffeehouse feel to it…at least it did until Java City bought it and made it all corporate. Damn. Every once in a while I head in for a dose of nostalgia, but the Kona Mocha is never going to be the same.

6. Butch N Nellies – 18th and I Streets (http://midtowngrid.com/butchnellies/butchnelliescoffee.shtml) Locally owned, great coffee, most excellent people watching, wifi, and poetry nights. Definitely a welcome addition to the grid.

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